The Madness of an Amoral Crackpot

Welcome some of you to, "A Complete Waste of Time, or: The Not-Entirely Unerotic Essays of an Amoral Crackpot.” Over the course of the upcoming I-don’t-know, I, Steve Arviso - thinker, writer, talker, and, on occasion, part-time lover - will textually self-pleasurebate here and there, occasionally clean gather up my discarded bits of shame, and then deposit such in this shame-filled receptacle.

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And as misery loves misery, do be sure to tell your friends.